Secrets to an Uber Awesome FOC!

As a senior who thoroughly enjoyed wkwsci's FOC last year, i feel obliged to share with YOU freshies some secrets for you to cruise towards a super uber awesome FOC! Shhhhhhh! (okay its also coming from someone who crazily attended 3 different foc's last year. not recommended unless you have unlimited energy and good self control. haha.)

1) Pretend you're in a colgate commercial.

For goodness sake, smile! Drop your ice queen/king image and be friendly! Nothing breaks the ice more than a lovely smile. Otherwise you might find yourself really freezing alone during lectures once term starts. (note for the guys though, dont smile too much at each other)

2) Dance like no one's watching.

Lose your reservations young ones! Even if it means doing things that could potentially traumatize and ruin your life in sch for the next 4 years. Forfeits are fun. The best part is, no one remembers. really ;). So go ahead and loosen up! You probably only get to do this once! As a media student, it's good to collect experiences.

3) Forgive and Forget!

A lil friendly competition isnt gonna hurt. After all, no one's gonna hate you for scratching him during a game, smashing water bombs into his face, cheating his feelings, or scaring the ass outta him. (honestly, non of the above took place, they're just erm... illustrations). Oh yes, this applies for the seniors as well k. Don't dart killer looks at us when we walk past you next time.

4) Fun favors the prepared.

Pack adequately! Bring enough.... yea undergarments. You can never have enough of those. Better to bring a lil more and be kiasu than regret it later on! Fun favors the prepared! Oh yes, remember to leave most of your valuables at home. Most importantly, prepare yourself for lots of fun!

5) Talk to me (seniors), Tell me your name (ok more than that).

Even when we are glaring and looking like we're gonna eat you up, talk to us. Deep down, we're really nice and friendly. haha. But seriously, we're here to help integrate you into school life. After all, who else will know which modules to take, which profs to avoid, where to buy bubble tea from, wheres the best place for dinner and the secret corners where you can dance away without anyone knowing.

6) "Shit, i forgot to bring my hp!"

Well at least thats what i hope you'll say. ahaha. Just drop your hp when you can. it really sucks when everyone's sitting around chatting and a few pple are smsing away.

Practice the above secretly and im sure you'll have the awesome-st FOC ever. Ssssshhhhhhh

Hendric

your friendly senior/embarrassed ASFV actor/D&D Chair

7 comments:

there's only one place for bubble tea in school, hahaha

By nurbaya, at June 22, 2009 at 6:02 PM

shhhHH.. dont tell them yet!

By hendric, at June 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Point number 1:
(note for the guys though, dont smile too much at each other)

- Time to own up: Hendric I really thought you and Edwin were best gay buddies at the start of sem 1.

Point number 2:
The best part is, no one remembers. really ;).

- Chachaporn is etched in memory forever!!!!

Point number 3:
After all, no one's gonna hate you for scratching him during a game, smashing water bombs into his face, cheating his feelings, or scaring the ass outta him. (honestly, non of the above took place, they're just erm... illustrations).

- Got! Not you kenna only!

Point number 4:
Bring enough.... yea undergarments

- Amen.

By Lizzy, at June 22, 2009 at 10:05 PM

This is random, but guys. Dont be garang and try to pull an army ranger course. Bring plenty of underwear and CHANGE as much as you can. This isn't NS.
But you may still bring Prickly heat. It'll prevent abrasion .

By F I S, at June 22, 2009 at 11:17 PM

HAHAHAHA yes the first thing I thought of was Chachaporn. Sorry KJ :p

By ash, at June 23, 2009 at 12:05 AM

lizzy, must you!

Freshies! they are all just trying to scare you. Scouts honor! =)

By hendric, at June 23, 2009 at 1:15 AM

Listen to Pedro's aunty advice boys... aunty knows best. ;D

By Lizzy, at June 23, 2009 at 1:32 AM