INTRODUCING OUR RESIDENT PHOTOGRAPHER

Hi Scotto Freshies,

You've seen your OGLs (that's Xinyi and I), and you've just gotten to know your AGLs and Seniors Attached (SAs) a little better from our recent post. We're missing out one really important member of the Scotto clan - that's Elizabeth Law, or more affectionately, Liz. She'll be our resident photographer, attached to our OG for all five days of our FOC.

Rest assured that your image is in very good hands and she has been tasked to capture all your wonderful memories over the next five days (and quite possibly, also your more unglam shots as well) Be extremely nice to her, and she'll capture those picture-perfect moments of you. Be mean to her, and, well... let's not go down that road. FYI - she's also the reviews editor for the Nanyang Chronicle, so if you want to find out more about the latest CDs in the market, or what's good in the movies today, she's the one to go to!

See you on Monday!
Cheers,
Caleb

P.S. I was kidding about Liz. She's really a nice person, and will take really nice photos of you. Don't worry! :)

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Dummies’ Guide to Scotto AGLs & Seniors Attached

Hi Scottot Freshies! This is one half (or rather, one-quarter) of your OGL speaking! Curious about the bunch of senior citizens that will accompany your FOC? In order to acquaint you guys with the AGLs and SAs in Scotto, (more importantly, not be deceived by their *innocent* looks, and not be traumatised by some of their weird antics) I will have to sacrifice myself and write an honest appraisal of them. I will probably get bashed up by some of them after this. :X

1. Supei

Our Scotto Mascot!! Super Supei always saves the day with her lame jokes (which nobody understands - which makes them non-jokes - just pretend to laugh!) which makes her opponents cower in genuine fear. Her unfortunate height (or dis-height, or in-height, or lack-of-height) is due to the strong gravity on the planet of Krypton.

The Supergirl spends her time gambling, sleeping, sprucing up her wardrobe of kiddy disguises and wondering if taller people breathe better air.

Note: Available for rent as an arm-rest. 2 pax capacity only. Otherwise arm rest will turn into leg rest.

2. Jiayi

The Scotto Dancing Queen! I haven’t got a chance to watch her perform but I’m sure her performances are HOT and SPICY! WOots~

Another title that she holds is Blur Queen #2. (To find out who is Blur Queen #1, please scroll down a little ahahaha) Expect to hear a “Huh…..........” when you ask her a question because she needs time to think. You can come back 30 minutes later and she might be at the same spot and maintaining the same sound. Sorry freshies, she hasn't upgraded her internal processor since 1987.

But do feel free to talk to her when you have anything bothering you because she’s always there to lend a listening ear (just remember to return it). As caring as a Care Bear (minus the power rays from the tummy). Aww… But don’t anyhow hug her ok? Must pay money one.

3. Candy

Oh… sugar, maple syrup, sugarcane drink, diabetes. Hahaha. She’s one of the nicest person I've ever met. Oops she just told me not to use the word nice and use terms like pretty and hot instead. But it's ok, I don't lie. :X

Always over-flowing with enthusiasm and suffering from hyperactivity, the only way to stop her is to hold her down and take out the batteries on the back. Like Energizer Rabbit liddat.

Load her up with a pack of fresh batteries everyday, and she will be the one who laughs the loudest. We've already decided to use her laugh as a homing beacon for lost freshies. (Tried and tested for a 400m radius)

Warning to all freshies: Please do not ask her for directions! You will only end up getting more lost. Actually, please don't ask any of the height-disadvantaged seniors for directions. They can't really see that far, and it will be taken as an insult!

4. Kaijie

A bad dream carried over from last year's FOC that everyone would love to forget. Guys were traumatised and girls were put to shame.

After the damning performance, Kaijie was committed to a psychiatric treatment facility and released only after he promised no more cross-dressing nonsense, to the relief of close friends and family.

5. KiaHui

The avid reporter who always seem busy and has a nose for scandalous details. Already working at chinese tabloids and putting her talents to good use.

For juniors who are looking to join our school publication The Nanyang Chronicle, please be nice to her so that she will recruit you! (F.Y.I: Caleb and Jin are in Nanyang Chronicle too!) You guys can bribe her through me! We accept anything from sweets to automobiles. Of course, automobiles carry more currency. That and leg extensions.

6. Jin

The year 3 senior who seem to be in school 24/7.

He's only joining us for 2/3 days so I don’t have to write too much about him. Transient mah!

HOWEVER, life in CS would be tough without the Encyclopaedia of Information. Between ~~facebook stalking, blog stalking and good-old fashioned stalking~~, Jin has built up a far-reaching CS network. 6 Degrees of Separation be damned! Jin can do it in 2!

Edit by Jin: hullo I am not a full time stalker PLEASE! >< And I don't stay in school 24/7 cuz I'm not the ultimate bencher (this is something insider: freshies just ask us during FOC!), just that I'm in almost every school related activity. Personal insert here: Feed me with Chinese indie or local music anytime. :D or transport news. Or maybe even any secrets that you trust me with. I listen better than I speak so maybe that's why juniors all say I'm stalker sigh.

Need information on CS modules? Talk to Jin.
Need information on CS events? Talk to Jin.
Need information on CS guys/girls? Hmmmmm.... Ask the others. :)

So feel free to flatter him and prey on his good-natured helpfulness (in other words, utilise him)!

This is all I can think of for now. Some of the description may sound weird or even disturbing to you. But don’t worry! We are all normal people inside. Deranged-coated people with normal filling. In any case, you'll be like us in no time! We're so excited to see you guys on MONDAY! ~~Fresh meat!~~ Freshies!

-Scotto OGL #2: XinYi-

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I would like to say this post is originally written by xinyi, posted by me, and edited by kaijie.

to scotto seniors, now you know whose head to go after in a few days time.

By silly, at July 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM

Made additional edits to protect my reputation. Hey! I'm not a full time stalker k... I still have a life. Cuz Scotto is the OG which knows how to enjoy life. :)

And yes supei. We know what to do. *evil wink*

By Anonymous, at July 3, 2009 at 9:13 PM

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the celeb speaks: sign up!

Hey Freshies!

You have less than a day to register for the most awesome FOC ever. Don't think anymore, just sign up!

Do you want to look back when you're old and think about how life would be so different if you had attended WKWSCIFOC09?

Sign up before 2359h.

Your friendly Scotto OGL,
Caleb

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Note from Supei:
Caleb is too old to have a blogger account.
But he will get a blogger account soon and whack this space with awesome stuff soon. (:
Meanwhile sign up for FOC now!
gosh its a week away so exciting! hope everyone's psyched up too! :D

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SCOTTO!

presenting to you..the five facts of SCOTTO OGLS!

XINYI!

1. As the OGL profile page in this blog states, she’s a #1 AMEI FAN. In fact, try this: say “AMEI” randomly when she’s not paying attention to you. I guarantee a reaction/response.

Oh, and this girl can sing. Awesomely. Now you know what to do for OGL forfeit or anything that may come up.

2. She gets distracted very easily, give her mp3, she don’t need to do anything else already. Give her her laptop (which always hang), she’ll do everything on it BUT the thing she’s susposed to do.

3. A commonly used phrase of hers is 神经病, but she’s probably referring to herself lah, or her co-OGL Caleb who is a lot more 神经病 than he looks.

4. She may look small in size, but do not underestimate her ability. She can be very fierce, although 99% of the time xinyi’s happy-go-lucky and will always cheer up your day. :D

In the remaining 1% of the time, she eats people! (aka her tuition kids.)

5. Most of the time she’s harmless, cos she’s super blur, like me! Scotto freshies- It’s better to trust Caleb on directions etc.

CALEB!

1. Like me, caleb likes to eat and sleep.

2. He claims to flirt more with guys and have gay relationships, but it just means he’s very faithful & sweet to his other half (who is a girl)

3. He’s 24 years old (call him old man), but acts as like 3.

I can’t even keep track of the number of times he told me, “I dun friend you”, or the childish conversations we have. This implies 2 things. One, he’s very childish. Two, he’s very bully-able. (although he bullies people also lah, so beware.)

& TODAY IS ALSO HIS BIRTHDAY!

wish him happy birthday and he'll try to be nice during foc. (:

4. An avid football fan! He’s one who would stay up till 5am to watch football matches on a school night and one who would play soccer with an injured ankle.

5. PS: you can call him slut, he doesn’t mind. (: we have very affectionate nicknames for each other.

That being said, both xinyi & caleb are awesome friends to both talk crap with and who will be there for you. (: As I promise them not to post –cough- unglam –cough- scandalous photos, and because we are all really nice people, here are some PG photos to tell you who these funky people are! xD

These are glimpses from our own camp, don't they look so happy! and xinyi's doing a happy dance, while caleb is erm doing a wave-one-hand-in-the-air dance.
you do not want to miss out on all the fun and happy experiences! SIGN UP FOR FOC NOW! (:

Supei
(yes, this photo is taken outside CS building. beautiful isn't it? ^^)

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oh yes. wonderful skill. i wonder who took it?

By kayejaye, at June 24, 2009 at 1:56 PM

HMM..can't remember leh..

har-nah. haha u can have the honour of taking photos with my prized camera during camp (I'll even go dig out extra battery for you) and we will all do nice nice jump shots ok? :D

By silly, at June 24, 2009 at 2:56 PM

FAINTSSS!!!!
IM NOT BLURR!!! rahhhhh!! hahaahhaha

By xinyi, at June 27, 2009 at 12:04 AM

AND i do NOT eat people! .... unless im really really really hungry... :X

By xinyi, at June 27, 2009 at 12:06 AM

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Who are we?

Main Committee
OGLS
A Song For Viola Cast/Crew

OGLs

OG: Freni
OGLS: Lide & Tze Min

Lide (KUNG FU PANDA): He has bungeed in New Zealand, raided massage parlors in Toa Payoh, and mambo-ed in a panda suit. But his one weakness lies in Dragon Gate Dim Sum. His sheer size, enthusiasm and volume have earned him the nickname of “the Orientation Machine”. You’ll soon realize it is impossible not to feel at ease around one of the most fun (and huggable) seniors in school. If you fail to laugh in his presence, you have no sense of humour.

Tze Min (THE ACCIDENTAL KLUTZ): When she walks, the wind blows and the angels sing. Then she trips, falls, and her hair gets messed up. Suddenly the angels go out of tune. Little Miss Congeniality here digs Ben & Jerry’s for a living. That explains two things: Her saccharine personality, and how she can’t lift much else besides ice cream. Offer at every available opportunity to zip up her bag.

OG: Bocelli
OGLS: Pedro & Kaishi

Pedro (THE VAGUELY HOT BOD): He works in the zoo, loves his Wee Tees, and utilises more army equipment than any Singaporean male should. His jokes fluctuate from vaguely funny to absolutely lacking in humour (ed. However, Weiliang remains the King of I-Can-Stop-Global-Warming Cold Jokes), but remains one of the most enthusiastic and gungho persons in school. Practical jokes are his forte, but he usually ends up being the only one who laughs at them.

Kaishi (THE FORGETFUL BIMBO): Onstage, Kai exudes effortless grace, composure and heartfelt emotions. Offstage, she's affectionately dubbed 'bimbo' by her close peers. Known for getting lost, asking for directions, and still getting lost after her first week in school; klutzy and forgetful behaviour has been coined as 'doing a Kai'. Bimbotic nature aside, this brilliant dancer exudes a bubbly personality that is definitely contagious.

OG: Pavarotti
OGLS: Zhiyuan & Nuraini

Zhiyuan (THE INTENSE ACTOR): This FOC, Zhiyuan will make valiant attempts to outwit, outplay and outlast the other three male OGLS even though the four of them have been long-time best buddies. They have yet to get back at him for abandoning them since getting attached to *cough*Mingyi*cough*. This long-time actor is also active in the Hokkien Opera scene and was even an extra on The Little Nonya!

Nuraini (THE AWESOME-LY TALL SINGER): Awesome also refers to her voice; she's got one that can bowl you over. make sure she sings for you. Make her pose too, she's fantabulous. Helps that she's watched just about every episode of america's next top model *cue her voice: the next episode is out!!!* a drama queen of epic proportions with tons of drama experience. She also happens to be perennially on a self-induced high. All you freshies, you have been warned.

OG: Scotto
OGLS: Caleb & Xin Yi

Caleb (THE CANNOT STOP LAUGHING ONE): Behind the huge grin of the cutest OGL (very very strongly contested), is much more than meets the eye. He has the maturity (of a 8 year old), the suavity of James Bond (‘s Filipino tut-tut driver) and speaks impeccable Mandarin (by Russian standards). Don’t fret if you can’t find him. High chance he’s at the nearest duck rice stall. Asking for chicken rice.

Xinyi (THE FUN-SIZED OGL): Say hi to Dr. Xinyi (PhD) where laughter is the best cure for… anything (hahaha rofl). She is a good doctor too, cause good things come in small packages.

FOC Main Committee and OGL photos shot by Irwin Tan, Skyline Imaging.

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